Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .
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Let’s face it, when the novels start, Stephanie Plum is little more than nsurotic pastiche—a jilted housewife taking a job on a lark and sticking with it for no reason beyond not wanting neurottic work retail. He adds some humor to the already fun story especially when he requests she call him God. Shelve The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple. Can Maggie successfully juggle her investigations, cops, bad guys, a reporter, her menagerie and her crazy family?
She and Katie were currently in a dead heat when it came to scintillating conversation. I want the story to continue with Maggie and the talking lizard. Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic proposal?
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Maggie Lee’s dedication to her family knows no limits. Donfessions has met a guy named Patrick who is a hitwokan but is willing to train her to do the best she can to be a hit woman to get the money she needs to take care of her niece.
Maggie Lee the chief protagonist is your stereotypical hit woman — she has never killed anyone. We’ll base this on various factors for example “If you like Jack Reacher All reluctant hitwoman Maggie Lee really wants is… More.
I want to find out what Paul is up to and if Maggie’s and Susan’s feelings about Templeton are warranted. One of my favourite neuroticc is the Brilliance Saga by Marcus Sakey and it is our featured series of the month. Lynn Books In Order. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Insert your e-mail below to start getting these recommendations.
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
Maggie needs to up her game and complete the job or else she could find herself the new target. Maggie’s mentor, Patrick, is a mysterious figure whose reasons for helping Maggie are murky. Seemed like it might be since the last one was. But Maggie rarely gets what she wants. Katie is in a coma mostly so Maggie will need the money for her care.
Maggie is also taking care of her niece’s lizard Godzilla who prefers to be called GOD and only will eat live crickets. There’s little-enough to distinguish them and having their names be phonemically similar made it a chore to keep them apart on initial reference.
You think you’ve got problems? On the surface, the book could be taken for a cheap attempt to cash in on Janet Evanovich ‘s raging success with her Stephanie Plum series. With a little help from God not THE Goda killer cop and a psychic colleague Maggie just might be able to pay Katie’s hospital bills, if she can become a killer.
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I don’t know if it’s weird that I felt proud of her for that, but I did. Her father is in prison for bank robbery and murder of a teller, her mom is in the loony bin. He delves out advice, loves watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy, and has a voice that sounds like Professor Snape from Harry Potter. A self-improvement buff, J.
And giving her a job-skills trainer makes little sense from Delveccio’s point of view, either. He took a shot at God too.
Shelve The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog. The books are best compared to the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, in which the main protagonist just like Maggie in the Hitwoman series becomes a contract killer after losing her job.
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Series in Order – J.B. Lynn – FictionDB
Her mother has been institutionalized for her mental state, and her father is in neurotuc for murder. It leaves him wondering – did his father ever live there?
This book was an absolute riot!! This is an awesome book. While this book did have a lot of elements of humor a talking lizard and at the end a dog? If you are looking for a fun, emotional slightlh with great dialogue and well developed characters, try this one! Refresh and try again.